Thanks For Voting My Blog Best on the Internet!!
My blog readership recently topped 5,000, and I just want to say thank you to all you winners who support me. Of course this is not about me, it’s about you, and how great and smart you are for following my blog. #IRock
This is ME
Because let’s face it, there’s a lot of fake news out there — so sad — but my blog is 100% true and factual. I know facts, and these are facts. Believe me. I know blogs, and this is a blog. This is a great blog, one of the greatest, if not the greatest. #Greatest
My good friend Pope Francis — he says I’m brilliant, by the way — he said that this is the best blog. He said it will make America great again if enough people follow it. Believe me. #MAGA #TheBest
This is ME. Being famous and signing a book. Many, many people want my autograph.
This is ME, giving Anne Lamott my autograph. She says me blog is the best. She is a writer too, but many people say I am better.
If the murderous Mexicans at WordPress hadn’t lied about the stats, you would see that this blog – Melanie Lynn Griffin’s blog – has over a million followers. My people will investigate. Illegals trying to delegitimize. Sad.
Anyway, congratulations to all my friends!! My best friends who love me. Many people — many, many people — say they give their computers a standing ovation every time a new Writing With Spirit blog by Melanie Lynn Griffin comes into their mailbox.
What? You don’t get this masterpiece mailed directly to your inbox?
Loser.
#QuiteAJourney #ThanksForFollowing!!
Writing with Spirit 
Jan 29, 2017 @ 17:46:26
So very funny!!!!! Now you can add comedian to your resume. Great blog today. Miss you!!
Jan 27, 2017 @ 11:48:34
This is reading suspiciously like “Netherlands Second,” at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELD2AwFN9Nc
But that’s OK. We have to be able to laugh at all this, because we’d cry our eyes out every day if we didn’t.
Love it! And congratulations! : )
Jan 27, 2017 @ 11:49:59
Exactly. It’s taken a while to get my sense of humor back. And I still cry. Thanks!!
Jan 27, 2017 @ 11:28:37
I admit, for a millisecond after I read your blog title, I thought “What award is that? Should I be submitting for something like that?”
Sometimes satire, parody and humor are lost on me these days. Congrats oh mighty one! Can I please be your Special Advisor? Especially about the press, they need to shut up in the face of all your greatness.
Jan 27, 2017 @ 11:42:16
Thank you! It’s nice to finally be recognized as the force of nature that I am. 🙂 Sooo fun writing that! I did want to mark the 5,000 mark but didn’t want to sound egotistical, so this was perfect. Go for it bigly!
Jan 27, 2017 @ 11:02:47
Melanie– I laughed all the way through your blog today! Thanks, I needed that!
Jan 27, 2017 @ 11:40:19
Good! We need more laughter! Especially at *his* expense!