The car is packed, and I’m ready to go. Depressed, but ready. I just have to suck it up, and get on the road. I always feel this way when I close up my little New England house for the winter.
This was a good trip. I did a lot of writing, although it wasn’t necessarily what I had planned to write. But as they say, the best laid plans…
With a ten-hour drive ahead, I don’t have much time for journaling. I’m making good time with my to-do lists, and it’s only 7:30 a.m. All that’s left is to turn off the water and catch the cats. They’re usually behind the sofa bed. Peace out-
You’re walking funny this morning. Faster, like something’s up. Plus, you are talking out loud and we creatures of fur are not in the same space with you. You do not have the shiny black noise-maker in your paw, either. Who are you talking to? Something is different.
A zipper! I’d better make myself scarce. Last time you found me behind the sleeping place; where to go?
I’m back, ticked off because I only had thirty minutes scheduled to catch the cats, and I can’t find Eliza Bean. Maya was behind the sofa bed, but Eliza seems to have vanished. She’s too big to fit behind the stove where she used to go when she was a kitten, and I know she’s not behind the laundry hamper because I can always see her tail.
Weird. Well, it will only delay me more if I write – I was just frustrated and decided to vent.
I can’t fit behind the big box that gets hot anymore. Besides, you know that place. And the place you put the stinky skins you shed is too small; my tail sticks out.
I am not letting you put me in that Mover. I feel sick in there, and there’s no room to stretch and no sunshine to nap in. You know we don’t like it, you know it. I hear you coming – where shall I go?
Hey! What’s in here? Brmmpp?
CRASH!
I cannot believe this. Eliza has managed to pull down a panel the plumber left leaning against the upstairs bathroom wall, and she’s gotten inside the wall and underneath the bathtub. I can’t see her, but I know she’s in there. Shit. What am I going to do?
Perfect…. It’s nice and dark. Mew. Spider webs.
Ouch! What’s that awful noise? My ears hurt. Are you doing that? You are hurting my ears! Ouch, my foot! I’d better go farther back here. Stop! Oh, you are going to be very sorry for this.
I’ve tried blasting rock music, banging on the bathtub, thrashing around with a broom. She’s not budging. This is crazy. It’s noon already. I’m going to kill her. I ought to board her up in there and leave her.
Oh now you have your sweet voice. The one when you want me on your lap. No, I don’t want treats. No, I don’t want food. I am not coming out. This puffy stuff in the walls is soft, and it’s still a little warm over the place of fire. I will have a nap. We will all just stay here for the afternoon until I am ready. I know you won’t leave me.
The old house has seen a lot in 225 years. Some of its favorite dramas involve this family and its felines.
In the 1950s, Grandmother’s white cat, Feather, played the hiding game and spent a whole day tucked behind the books on the living room shelf.
Then there was the one called Aunt Valerie, whose cat hid out in the woodshed and got sprayed by a skunk. Thirty years later, the house can still sense the smell.
And there was this one’s mother with her orange tabby, Triscuit, who slipped into the basement crawl space and delayed their trip home for two days.
The house thinks this one wouldn’t be so angry if she would only remember that these escapades turn into favorite family stories.
Yawn. It’s getting dark and chilly in here. I think I’ll go down now. I wonder if you’ve got any Trout Feast. I think I’d like the kind with gravy.
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This post is in response to the WordPress weekly writing challenge: Shift Your Perspective, encouraging bloggers to write from different points of view. It’s first person, second cat, and third house.
Weekly Writing Challenge: Shift Your Perspective | The Daily Post.
Dec 10, 2012 @ 08:52:41
This is lovely, the shifting perspectives keep it wonderfully active and engaging 🙂
Dec 10, 2012 @ 10:24:49
Thanks – it was fun to write! I’ll have to pop over to your blog – sounds like my kind of green! Thanks for visiting
Dec 10, 2012 @ 11:00:55
Your welcome, and I’ll look forward to reading more of your posts.
Dec 05, 2012 @ 23:32:48
I’m still laughing and I read it twice. You are so good at writing and I can picture this story unfolding. I have had cats and I am no longer shocked at where they hide themselves.
Dec 06, 2012 @ 00:11:26
It wasn’t funny on Friday, but I’ve recovered and we’re all home safe & sound. Now I can laugh. I must say, though, Eliza Bean hasn’t gotten any treats since we’ve been home.
I liked personifying the house, too. I might do something more with that sometime.
Dec 06, 2012 @ 23:10:22
oh my yes! the house would make for a fascinating perspective. I miss the kitties from my childhood, no doubt they don’t miss me.
Dec 06, 2012 @ 23:15:57
What? You have no kitties now??
Dec 08, 2012 @ 13:01:24
I know right?!?!? hard to believe cause I love them so but, I’ve realized it is best to love them from a distance… They live longer that way. the whole food and water thing ya know?
Dec 05, 2012 @ 22:57:51
That is very cute! Your cat has quite the Personality! Oddly enough i did my challenge post in the perspective of my cat, so i find it quite nice to find someone else with a similar idea! ❤ Great job writing it i will be watching to see what other neat-o-stuff you come up with!
Dec 05, 2012 @ 23:11:54
Perhaps we should start a support group for writers codependent with their cats. Isn’t that the definition of codependent — being in someone else’s head? I’ll pop by and read yours now! Thanks for commenting.
Dec 05, 2012 @ 21:56:55
Love hearing Eliza’s side of the story.
Dec 05, 2012 @ 22:36:24
We have forgiven each other, and not it’s becoming an amusing story. : -)